“Death is coming for everyone and everything, a darkness that will swallow the dawn.”
I know I’m not the center of the universe and everything but I wish when I’m down and pouring my heart out, at least respond fast enough instead having me here wait~
05-20 / 1:01
second hand embarrassment for celebrities who try to be funny at award shows is the worst kind of embarrassment
I got scheduled at both my jobs around the same time and I’m trying to give away one of them and no ones taking it. Like, fuck you guys. When everyone is desperate to give away their shifts… NO BETCH! Fuck you
05-16 / 21:10
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
